when did this become hotter than this?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Milk
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? I pissed myself in kindergarten.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? My middle school years.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? There’s way too many to just pick one.
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body? My left hand.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? My relative good nature.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? Deep-fried Oreo.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? Piggy. My reason? Don’t act like you don’t know.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? how about the Innsmouth city skyline?
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? From Mississippi to DC. The *only* plane ride i’ve ever been on.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? YES. Especially if you gave me one for Christmas. :D
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? ALL the fucking time.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? It’s a tie between Link and a Wastelander.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! 1) I’m almost completely made of recessive traits (Red hair, blue eyes, left-handed, etc.) 2) I consider myself a renaissance man (I’m interested in all different types of art and science) 3) I’m Caucasian, so that’s pretty much always a good thing… 4) I can do this weird thing with my eyes that makes them move rapidly and it freaks people out. (It’s hard to explain) 5) I’m fairly good with butterfly knife tricks. (I’m still learning, and yes, I do tend to cut myself unintentionally.)
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
bad… BAD, LIKE AWESOME.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:HANDCUFFS.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:Stand next to me. (Ain’t no shame in my game, honey.)
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:hmm… pass. I haven’t been called anything too too weird.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:LIKE: how turned on you get. Dislike: NOTHING.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:That really depends on what you consider weird… O.o
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:Is it ever okay to not be on the pill?
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? I was never fortunate enough to have a sexy teacher.
22: One sexual thing you would never do:Oh that’s easy. Anal.
23: Biggest turn on:uh. you. obviously. ;)
24: Three spots that drive you insane:Neck, ear, and belly.
25: Worst possible time to get horny:In the middle of a hymn during church.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:Well in hindsight, wanting to sleep with my ex was a pretty rotten idea in itself.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:”You’re so big.”
34: Favorite foreplay activities:My favorite foreplay activities are your favorite foreplay activities.
37: When was the first time you masturbated:like, 12 or 13.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? sure, as long as it’s relatively private.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Pillow. that’s right. I can use a pillow too.
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJmjSJ0IUs you know we have to at least once… XD
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) I don’t think it’s called giving head when guys do it…
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Now y’all bitches know good and well i’m hardly ever on tumblr.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Absolutely. She’d probably even end up making it cooler.
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? You know her as Midna421. and it meant everything.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? yeah, I mean, we would just end up texting each other anyway. though, There would probably be a few individuals who would never talk to you again… XD
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? You bet your sweet ass and half a titty i do.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?Probably not.
70: Booty or Boobs? That should answer your question.
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Well first off, I do have a penis, and secondly, he is the penis with no name.
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina: